Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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