I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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