what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
