So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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