You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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