remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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