yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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