the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
