found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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