talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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