she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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