and i looked up. we had an audience...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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