do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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