Dual....:-)
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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