well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Mom said you looked used
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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