This girl is more easily done than said...
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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