Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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