i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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