you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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