Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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