Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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