i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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