I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
