Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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