I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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