it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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