He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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