yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
