It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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