put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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