Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
handjob tips. give me some.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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