i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
whose ass print is on the piano?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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