thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
When are your genitals available?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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