Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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