the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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