the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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