You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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