hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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