Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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