I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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