Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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