My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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