i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
you never un-have a 4some
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