It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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