Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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