Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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