Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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