we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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