he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
This is my gift to your gina
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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