We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
