No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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