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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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