he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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