Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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